Casey Anthony Verdict: The white, female OJ Simpson?

The Casey Anthony verdict was the most pondered verdict since the OJ verdict. Many wondered whether or not she would be considered guilty and tossed in the cage for the remainder of her natural life. It wasn't until July 5th, 2011 that the nation was finally silenced by the American Justice System's decision. 1st count: 1st degree murder-not guilty. 2nd count: child abuse-not guilty. 3rd count: manslaughter-not guilty. 4th, 5th, and 6th counts: providing false evidence-guilty.

Yes, at least Casey Anthony was found guilty on at least some charges. However, most Americans are crying foul. Believing that Casey was most certainly guilty and the justice system as once again screwed over the justice-seeking individuals, many of us Americans are simply ashamed. This led myself to coin the following sentence: "A day after we celebrated our freedom as Americans, we gave this freedom to someone who didn't deserve it". But does it really matter, all people die, and soon her time will come. And when she reaches the big pearly gates in the sky, God and His almighty power will determine her fate. He knows what she did, after all, He knows all that has happened, all that is happening, and all that will happen. I mean, He's God for crying out loud.

However, many people probably can't wait that long for a verdict, especially one in the afterlife. This is why Casey Anthony has become the most hated mom or woman in America. She's hated on all levels. mom, friend, woman, human, socialite. All levels bring her hatred and pain. Try to imagine her finding a job? Seriously...

But we all know who'd bring us an instant piece of evidence that would secure her fate. We all know this one man can bring us back to harmony by tossing that no good psycho murdering bitch in jail. That's right, Batman. Batman, being the world's greatest detective as he's most commonly referred to by us comic geeks, would easily find evidence, run forensics, interrogate people, and then immediately charge Casey Anthony with the murder of Caylee and she would be tossed in the slammer...

Wait, imagine if we lived in the time of the old Judge Dredd comic strips. Lawyers and prosecutors have been abolished, leading to instant arrest, charging, prosecuting, and sentencing all within a matter of seconds. That's right, we wouldn't have even needed a trial to put Casey away, we would just need Sylvester Stallone dressed up like a Captain Falcon wannabe, spewing nonsensical words and arresting and locking up people in a matter of one work day. That's it! That's what we need, Judge Dredd. He would fix this problem in a matter of seconds, by arresting Anthony, accusing her of the crime, charging her of the crime, and then sentencing her. All in like five minutes, BOOM!! For those of you who have no fuckin' idea what I'm talking about, Google or Wiki "Judge Dredd" and read the backstory, you'll get it.

So, really in conclusion, is she guilty? I don't know...All I know is is that a verdict was given that sat well with her and it didn't sit well with her country. It's like the Elian Gonzalez epidemic. The final decision made some people happy and others mad. No one group of people is gonna follow the same decision. Even on YouTube, her verdict video had over 12,000 dislikes, but it still had 1,000 or so people who support the verdict and truly believe she's innocent. Like I said, I'm not sure on this one, we'll just let God decide when it comes to be her time...

Casey Anthony mugshot

Batman

Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd

In memory of Caylee Anthony
(2005-2008)